Dear loobles,
Dark times are ahead… In fact, according to a recent Slashdot reporting, Oracle is bringing upon the demise of humanity.
You heard right, the demise of humanity!
How can this be? Does Oracle have an army of gargoyles?!
Oracle has something far worse than gargoyles… Oracle has Java.
Don’t get me wrong, Java and I go way back… But if Java were a sword, it was better stuck in stone than in the hands of Oracle. With Oracle now wielding the power of Java, several be-heading’s may be imminent including Android, Apache, Open Office and even Java itself…
Oracle vs Java
Java, which once shone bright as the Sun, is now packaged with bugs, clenched tightly by Oracle in a web of poor decisions. Many speculate that Oracle has become java’s worst enemy… Read more.
Oracle vs Apache
It seems as if Oracle would like nothing better than to stomp Apache and its open source Java efforts clean out of existence. And that’s a shame, because at this point, Apache is doing a lot more good for the Java community than Oracle is… Read more.
Oracle vs Android
There’s no question that Oracle hates the very idea of open-source software. The suit against Google over its use of Java in the open-source Android mobile operating system is really just part of a pattern. Read more…
Oracle vs LibreOffice
Oracle couldn’t resist giving the LibreOffice community the finger one more time when they decided to snub the Document Foundation and give the OpenOffice software suite to the Apache Software Foundation instead. Read more…
Oracle vs Oracle
If Oracle is not careful, Oracle might be responsible for be-heading Oracle itself… Open source software can be quite resilient, with strong communities and sharp pitch forks.
Of course, we could just be overreacting.
