Dear loobles,
Dark times are ahead… In fact, according to a recent Slashdot reporting, Oracle is bringing upon the demise of humanity.
You heard right, the demise of humanity!
How can this be? Does Oracle have an army of gargoyles?!
Oracle has something far worse than gargoyles… Oracle has Java.
Don’t get me wrong, Java and I go way back… But if Java were a sword, it was better stuck in stone than in the hands of Oracle. With Oracle now wielding the power of Java, several be-heading’s may be imminent including Android, Apache, Open Office and even Java itself…
