Hello minions.
Today we continue in our efforts to exploit Google for our own personal gain. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Google exploits us. Google feeds off our curiosity and our need for knowledge.
Now it’s our turn.
Satisfaction Guaranteed in 30 Days of Your Soul Back!
I’m an evil overlord. Eventually I will have your soul on a skewer in exchange for promises of power I will dangle in front of you but never deliver. But no worries, I offer a limited time warranty! Satisfaction guaranteed in 30 days or your soul back.
Google likes guarantees.
Google is all powerful because it offers access to information instantly
Type in some words, hit search, you’re done. Tons of information at your fingertips. Simple. Brilliant.
Well wait.
It’s only brilliant because the information you get back is relevant to your search. There are millions of websites out there – Google has to rank and decide instantaneously which are best for you.
That’s why Google likes guarantees
Google’s hold on power relies heavily on it’s ability to return relevant search results. How does Google decide which results are most relevant? There are many factors, one of which being the registration period of your domain name.
Did you register your website for 1 year or 5 years? Google see’s this as a guarantee. If you’re committing to your website for a 5 year period, you must be serious. And, you won’t suddenly disappear…
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Google likes it’s reputation. What’s the risk of linking to you?
Google doesn’t look good if it sends visitors to websites that are about to vanish for eternity. It’s reputation takes a hit when the information disappears. Thanks for nothing Google. Back to square one.
That’s not good business.
If two websites have equally relevant information, which do you think Google will send you to? Definitely the one that will still be around tomorrow. That makes people happy. Thanks Google! You sent me here and for years now this has been an invaluable resource!
Brilliant.
Think I’m crazy? Check the Google Patent.
I realize some of you need proof. Take a look at what Google has to say on the subject:
Google says: “Certain signals may be used to distinguish between illegitimate and legitimate domains. For example, domains can be renewed up to a period of 10 years. Valuable (legitimate) domains are often paid for several years in advance, while doorway (illegitimate) domains rarely are used for more than a year. Therefore, the date when a domain expires in the future can be used as a factor in predicting the legitimacy of a domain and, thus, the documents associated therewith.”
Rank better in search engines by renewing your domains for longer periods
I’m an all powerful evil overlord because I exploit this and the many other weaknesses exposed by Google.
Looble is awesome. But that’s not enough. If I want to collect the souls of random peasants browsing the internet, I need to make sure my empire ranks high. I need to make sure the peasants find Looble.
Only then can I convert them to minions.
And don’t be fooled. You might be awesome, smart, egomaniacal, whatever. It doesn’t matter. The key to success is an army of minions. Why else do you think Google, Apple and Facebook are such powerful overlords? They command armies larger than the population of small countries.
Start recruiting your army of minions, learn the art of search engine optimization.
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